Thursday, April 1, 2010

NEWS FLASH: Local Man Makes Bold Lavitory Prophesy!

Late last night, local man Paul "SB" Gardner, made the bold proclamation that he would never fall through the floor of a bathroom.

This claim came around at approximately 11:30 PM following a night of Praise and Worship. The discussion had turned toward the house that members of Ignite Church had fixed up and is attempting to sell and more specifically, that someone who shall remain anonymous had accidentally stepped through a weak part in the floor. It was here that Mr. Gardner proudly stated that he would never fall through a bathroom floor. He then requested that wood be knocked upon for luck and that his prediction be written down - something this reporter was keen to do.

In Other News:

Later that same night, Jeremy, who is called Frommer, discovered that he had been accepted into West Virginia University's medical program. WVU made itself the second college to accept Frommer's application. Much jocularity was made about both the possibility of viewing the WVU V PIT sports games as well as the moonshine that is prevalent in the West Virginia area. Frommer has been accepted to two colleges and is likely to receive a third in the coming weeks.



Frommer, during last summers (fully documented) missions trip to the country of Guatemala.

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